There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
how drunk are you?
Several
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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