My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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