she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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NYRMAK
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WHAT??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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