there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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