The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
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Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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