I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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