just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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