I understand Curling. That high.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
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Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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