I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I think I won the penis lottery.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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