I hate all girls vehemently.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How does one acquire holy water?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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