whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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