If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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