Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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