Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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