if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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