I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
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Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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