That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Welp...herpes.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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