I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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