the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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