Its about making memories worth repressing
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
how drunk are you?
Several
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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