I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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