but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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