My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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