Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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