Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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