My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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