she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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