I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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