you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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She bit a glass in half.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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