yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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