there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
ttyl tear gas
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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