I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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