Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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