just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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