Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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