About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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