remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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