There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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