Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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