That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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