I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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