There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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