I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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