do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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