But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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