I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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