butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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