Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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