went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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