I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
If that was your dad, he is hot
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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